Artists, collectors, policy makers and gallery owners share their reactions after the tightly fought election

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"Wanna hang out with me?"

"No matter how hard I try to make the worst painting possible, I am always outdone by the competition"

"Art fairs and auction houses are for beginner collectors—the Russian version of eBay is the big league!"

"It's a participatory conceptual piece consisting in you giving us lots of money for a commissioned art work and agree not to sue me or the artist should we decide not to deliver it."

"Roberto is the most unusual Miami art collector—for example, he is not building a museum with his collection"

“This work is very appropriate for hurricane season—it’s a natural disaster.”

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“Should we go to the awful art fair for which we have an ultra-super-VIP vernissage pass or should we go to the good fair to which we are not invited?”

"To be perfectly honest, it hurts my feelings that no one has considered our gallery to be good enough to hack"

“Unfortunately, this work survived the hurricane.”